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Friday, May 20, 2011

Metal, it comes from hell!

Hey, guys, it's Tom,
    Follow me through an adventure filled with great music, friends, community, and sex, lots of sex. I call this adventure 'Hair Metal'. That's right, I'm bringing it back. It's high time we brought back one of the most pivotal musical movements of the 80's and 90's. This music has a special place in my heart. If you've ever been to a hair metal concert, you know what I'm talking about. There's a special electricity that envelops an audience at a hair metal concert. Everyone is pumping their fists, singing along, drinking, dry humping and generally having a good time. Hair metal shows are not only known for the awesome music that is played during the concert, but also the on-stage performances. 

    Bands such as
KISS were well known for the live on-stage performances. Gene Simmons would breathe fire, ya know for kicks. 
 Fuck Dragons, I got this shit!


Now, while many of the great hair metal acts still tour, we need fresh blood infused into the genre.
Rock and Roll is the only known cure for Diabeetus



America, and the world, needs to be reminded of the glory that is hair metal.

Fortunately for all of us, there is a band that keeps the spirit of Hair Metal alive. This reincarnation comes in the form of a small band based out of Boston that goes by the name of Bang Camaro. Want to go to a show that captures that spirit of the hair metal show, then see these guys in action. I guarantee you will not be disappointed.Fortunately for all of us, there is a band that keeps the spirit of Hair Metal alive. This reincarnation comes in the form of a small band based out of Boston that goes by the name of Bang Camaro. Want to go to a show that captures that spirit of the hair metal show, then see these guys in action. I guarantee you will not be disappointed.

Disagree? Hit us up at TerriblyMellow@gmail.com I'm outy 500

4 comments:

  1. Why didn't you mention Poison or Def Leppard?

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  2. Well as much as I would have LOVED to mention every awesome Hair Metal band to ever exist, I like to keep my blogs short. And I dare you to find someone over the age of 15 that doesn't know who KISS is. If you do find someone, bury them alive. They're clearly a waste of natural resources.

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  3. What about unnatural resources?

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  4. Like your mom's adamantium pubic hair?

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