More powerful than Oprah?

In a list dominated by politicians like Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama, Lady Gaga has reached #11 on the Forbes’ 100 Most Powerful Women List. Beating out Oprah Winfrey, Beyoncè Knowles, and Angelina Jolie; Mother Monster brought in a $90 million salary last year, and the make-up line she endorses raised over $202 million to fight HIV/AIDS. Not bad for a college dropout.



No word on any planned retaliation from Harpo, but I’m sure that Angelina would be willing to adopt Winfrey if she falls any further down the list.

Can't be unseen

In 1984, a nerd commando fraternity was put on probation by Dean Ulich for a crime they didn't commit. These nerds promptly escaped from a maximum security gymnasium to the college underground.
Two years later, still wanted by the government, Dudley "Booger" Dawson changed his name and began climbing the political ladder.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The ΛΛΛ-team.

Dudley "Booger" Dawson, in 1984.

Dudley Dawson/Anthony Blair in 1986

Gilbert Lowe went on to co-star in Top Gun, but Booger was PM of England!